Hello Frozen... or this is your brain after surgery

At our last library visit, the children picked a picture book using the words of the "Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah" song. (If you don't know it or have forgotten the tune, here's the link to Allan Sherman singing it. You need to know the tune to get the rest of the post.) Now the song is amusing, but it is a terrible ear worm and it has been running around in my head for days.

Then, in the recovery room yesterday, H. wanted to watch Frozen (of course). It was my first time to see it and I took an unreasonable dislike to the film. Plus it contains the #1 ear worm of all time, "Let it Go". (OK, maybe the "Everything is Awesome" song from The Lego Movie is worse, but it's short.)

This means that I have two competing ear worms running in my head. So that combined with decompression from surgery and too much coffee, leads to this. Sung, of course, to the Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah tune.

Princess Elsa, Princess Anna
Build a snowman, do you wanna?
Life was great there,
'Till the daugtah,
Got in trouble with a little frozen wattah.

Hey there Muddah! Hey there Faddah!
Did you think that, you should aughtah,
Behind a door, lock your daughtah,
So her little sister sought and sought and sought her.

But this is Disney, so I bettah,
Say their parents, will be deadah,
By the end of, the introduction,
Mom and Dad will not be worth a mention.

Dysfunction on ev'ry hand,
No, that's a glove, I do not understand,
How it works. Is she like Rogue? 
Or is it just that gloves are still in vogue?

No foreshadowin',
Is there an evil twin?
There's no clue that Hans a mess,
and that he's filled with evil-ness.

Now take Christophe, I don't like when,
He does the talkin',
For his friend, Sven.
'Bout that Olaf,
Let's not share here,
If snowmen speak then why cannot the reindeer?

Then they all lived, happ'ly aftah,
And the moral? I will tell ya.
If you want to, feel all bettah,
Just get thawed from bein' frozen in the watah!

I will tell ya, it is cle-ah,
All my thoughts are, in this metah.
I don't know why, my brain is so slow,
I just know that I have go to let it go.