Bidding wars
Problem:  I do not like to clean bathrooms.  And while I have my children clean all the shared bathrooms in the house, I don't make them clean mine and J.'s.  When you put these two things together, it equals a fairly scary bathroom. 
Solution: This morning, on the white board which hangs in our upstairs hallway, the following message appeared:
Solution: This morning, on the white board which hangs in our upstairs hallway, the following message appeared:
Notice of Money Making Opportunity
Closed bids for the job of cleaning Mommy and Daddy's bathroom are currently being accepted.  If you are interested in bidding for the job, submit a written proposal containing the following information:
- What will be included in the cleaning
 - When the work will be completed
 - How much it will cost
 
Contract will be awarded based on a combination of work, cost, and originality and neatness of proposal.  Bids due by 1 pm today.
The Management
We have three proposals to look at tonight and by dinnertime tomorrow we should have a squeaky clean bathroom.
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