The wheels on the bus
No bus at the station
D. sits and waits,
Sits and waits,
Sits and waits,
No bus at the station, D. sits and waits
In the middle of the town.
The bus show up
It's two hours late,
Two hours late,
Two hours late,
The bus shows up, it's two hours late
In the middle of the town.
The babies on the bus
Cry wah, wah, wah,
Wah, wah, wah,
Wah, wah, wah,
The babies on the bus cry wah, wah, wah,
All four of them.
The smoker on the bus
Lights a smoke up,
Lights a smoke up,
Lights a smoke up,
The Smoker on the bus, lights a smoke up
Inside the bus.
The driver on the bus
Says, put out that smoke,
Put out that smoke,
Put out that smoke,
The driver on the bus says put out that smoke
Or else you'll be out.
The doors on the bus
Go open and shut,
Open and shut,
Open and shut,
The doors on the bus to open and shut
All over town.
The driver on the bus
Says I'll leave you right here,
Leave you right here,
Leave you right here,
The driver on the bus says I'll leave you right here,
On the side of the road.
The smoker on the bus
Decides not to smoke,
Decides not to smoke,
Decides not to smoke,
The smoker on the bus decides not to smoke
Inside the bus.
The people on the bus
then realize they're lost,
Realize they're lost,
Realize they're lost,
The people on the bus then realize they're lost,
The driver now is lost.
The driver on the bus
Finally finds the station,
Finds the station,
Finds the station,
The driver on the bus finally finds the station
Finally in Chicago.
The people on the bus
Step out and in,
Step out and in,
Step out and in,
The people on the bus step out and in
Over two hours late.
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