You know that feeling when your toddler decides not to sleep and stays up all night, so you have to stay up, too, so other household members can sleep?
Yeah, we have that going on today. Except our toddler is 11 on paper and probably 14 in reality. The disconnect between the age you expect and the age you get is particularly discordant at 4am.
I am not at my best at 4am and it was not my best parenting moment. Is it dinner time yet?